Pretty sad when you’re not even accepted for addition to a blog directory. I got a short but sweet rejection email from getblogs.com. :arghhh.gif: No reason given. Just “we regret blah blah blah.” Whatever. I found the email residing in my Spam box. How appropriate. I guess since I don’t fill this space with sex, [...]

A friend of mine sent this to me recently. Too good not to share, so here it is: Great Answers to Pickup Lines Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.” Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” Man: “Is [...]