Aging: A Perspective
From spandex to stretch jeans
From hair bands to reunion tours
From waterbed to orthopedic mattress
From sleeping ’til noon to insomnia
From frosted hair to nature’s gray
From aspirin to Osteo Bi-Flex
From staying up late to dozing in front of the TV
Yeah. I’m aging gracefully, don’t you think?
Oh, and Happy Halloween. Since Randy refuses to do [...]

