From spandex to stretch jeans

From hair bands to reunion tours

From waterbed to orthopedic mattress

From sleeping ’til noon to insomnia

From frosted hair to nature’s gray

From aspirin to Osteo Bi-Flex

From staying up late to dozing in front of the TV

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Yeah. I’m aging gracefully, don’t you think?

Oh, and Happy Halloween. Since Randy refuses to do the costume/party thing, we’ll be playing the Not-At-Home Game. Which is probably a good thing.

Please keep your kids safe tonight if they’re out there. It’s a crazy world. Hope our house doesn’t get TP’d again, or worse. Hide those pumpkins, everyone…