(Thanks to “Bad Dad” for sending these.)
- I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”
- At pilots training back in the Air Force they taught us, “Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make.”
- Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend’s house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy’s mother looked straight into his eyes and said, “I hope you didn’t ask for a second piece of cake.” “No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking.”
- Aspire to inspire before you expire.
- My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
- As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald’s one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, “We should pray.”………. From the back seat I heard his earnest request: “Please, God, don’t let those cars block the entrance to McDonald’s.”
- Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
- Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
- The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
- God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
^ I think this one has to be my favorite and boy is it true. Thank you for sharing these.
Hugs, Zissy