I’m going to a movie tonight. Alert the media. I haven’t been to the movies since “Jurrassic Park-The Lost World.” (No, I’m not kidding.)

Angela, my friend who happens to live down the street, called and invited me to go with her and her next door neighbor, Holly, to see the Sex and the City movie tonight. Woo-hoo! She’s going to try to get the tickets today on her lunch hour. I wish her luck with that, as I’ve heard that tickets are going fast.

The way my morning started yesterday, with poop and then my most-dreaded dictators in my ear as the tears ran down my face as if they would never stop, I am hormonally primed for this event. Watch out.

Oh, and don’t try this at home: