Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas…

· If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Texas

· If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.

· If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.

· If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.

· If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.

· If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.

· If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.

· If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.

· If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph — you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas.

· If you find 60 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Texas .

· If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas .